Batman

daxxxx · Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:25 am Post subject: Batman

Three women; one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting about
their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night, all three
will wear a leather bodice (S&M style), stilettos and a mask over their
eyes.

After a few days, they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said, "The other
night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather
bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He looked at me and said: 'You are the
woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long."

The mistress said, "Me too; the other night, I met my lover in the office
and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and
a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he did not say anything.....but we
had wild sex all night."

The married one said, "The other night, I sent the kids to stay at my
mother's. I got myself ready; leather bodice, super stilettos and a mask
over my eyes. My husband came back from work, opened the door and said:

'Alright, Batman, what's for dinner?' "

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chibi_steph18 · Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:08 am Post subject:

XD Lol, I got this in an email the other day!
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Serenity · Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:40 am Post subject:

lmfaooooooooo thats so good!!! I can imagine Paul saying it just for a joke! and me getting the hump big time (no pun intended) lol
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