Condoms

Monica · Member User Online: Joined: 12 Oct 2007 Posts: 106

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.

Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"

Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."

Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"

Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."

Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"

Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

Selious5 · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:42 pm Post subject:

good one

Thumper · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:39 pm Post subject:

_________________
Shelley xx

loftyness · Member User Online: Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 113

FLAVOURD CONDOMS!!!

Sainsburys condoms - making life taste better
Gillete condoms - the best a man can get
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!!

ENJOY

wozza · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:33 pm Post subject:

polo condom oooo accident waiting to happen lol

Serenity · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:36 pm Post subject:

pmsl Mart,, good one!!!

Monica · Member User Online: Joined: 12 Oct 2007 Posts: 106