JOKE SIGNS

Selious5 · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:09 pm Post subject: JOKE SIGNS

JOKE SIGNS

Sign on the door of a vet's waiting room: "Back in five minutes. Sit... Stay!"

A sign over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix"

On the door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

A sign in the non-smoking area of a restaurant: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

Ad on the side of a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

Another slogan on the truck of a plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

Pizza shop slogan: "Seven days without pizza makes one weak."

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Hannah

Serenity · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:49 pm Post subject:

northern lass · Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:44 am Post subject:

wtg hannah, i love these!!

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Thumper · Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:06 pm Post subject:

Very funny Hannah

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Memph1s · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:57 pm Post subject:

hehe i liked
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