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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:50 pm    Post subject: Not for the faint hearted Reply with quote
The Why's of Men



1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their goolies fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

(You're laughing aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(Don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favourite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart !
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
          yea I'm laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
No one can accuse of being an OLD SOUR FART.....Im still laughng. I love number 4
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm laughing    
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
pmsl here love no 4 as well
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Im laughing too    


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