QUESTIONS

Serenity · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:40 pm Post subject: QUESTIONS

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor in America
when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited
there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks
on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON to stick to
the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a
height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when
you turn on the headlights?

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Thumper · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:42 pm Post subject:

Who the hell thinks of these lmao

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Shelley xx

Memph1s · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:24 pm Post subject:

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a
height, what would happen?

the same with, if you tied two cats back to back what would happen?! would it break the laws of gravity and have them suspended in thin air? *looks quizzically at his cats...*
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Serenity · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:38 am Post subject:

lol poor cats is all I can say

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