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APPOINTMENT WITHT THE GYNEGOLOGIST

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to
spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
efffort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth that
was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to
make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes
basket, donned some clothes and hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes, when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked
over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Paris or some
other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor
said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't
respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of
the day was normal... Some shopping, cleaning and cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from
the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
Never going back to that doctor. Ever.
northern lass

[tears rolling down face!] this IS a joke pompy'.....isn't it?!
pompeylil

I dont know Jo. I had it sent to me. It could have happend to somebody else.
If that happend to me, i would be to embarrassed to tell anyone LOL
northern lass

oh tell me about it, doesn't bear thinking about....


jo x
Serenity

lol in my case it would be more like a load of bike grease from where they'd been pulling their gears about or something. Mind you I learnt a long time ago, to make sure MY flannel was well away from theirs!! Even though mines usually pink and theirs are boys colours!

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