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JOB CENTREA guy goes into the Job Centre in Newcastle and sees a card advertising
for a position for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details
about this job?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, "Uh - yes here
it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the
gynaecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them
down and wash their nether regions.................then apply shaving
foam and shave off all their pubic hair .... and then rub in soothing
oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of £45,000 .... but I'm afraid you'll have to
go to Oxford ."
"Why, is that where the job's based?" splutters the man.
"No - that's where the end of the queue is"
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