Serenity
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Language BarriersA Polish man moved to Ireland and married a Cork girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day
he Rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
Divorce for him.
The lawyer said getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and Asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean, how are your relations?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to kill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at pharmacy and put on shelf
in Bathroom. I can read, and it say:..........................wait for it.......... ..................................................................................................................... "Polish Remover."
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redhead
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very good so good I'm gonna show to the polish guys who work next to us, 
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Selious5
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That was brilliant   can you imagine something similar in a doctor's surgery - the mind boggles
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