chibi_steph18
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Make-a-story StoryHere is the story from the "Make a Story" game up to page 10. I didn't know whether to put this topic here or in the games section...but here goes!
Once upon a time there was a woman called Jo. one day she was out shopping and bumped into an old school friend who said to her, 'oh my word, you've got a very big bumble bee picture on your nice new shopping bag. Where did you get it???' 'well', said jo 'a man i know said he would like to gain publicity to advertise his brand spanking new deodorant, it is so fine you can even spray it on your bibs and bobs in order to stop sweating in unwanted places. BUT the deodorant smelled so much he received too much attention from a stray dog that was just going to lift it's leg on the pavement so he could let the world know that before the end of the day, he was going to find his owner who was far too busy fumbling with his spec case to notice that his winkle was winking in the direction of a very interesting looking object sitting on the sofa with a funny looking expression on her face. So she slowly went up to him and said 'Tell me darling, how was it for you when you had to call an ambulance to get your head out of your hat that got stuck on your wig which, incidentally has a funny smell coming from it'. But however in my closet i have plenty of other exciting things like frilly pink lacy leather and frivolous party dresses in all shapes and sizes, problem is though they are all topless and they show off my heavy but beautiful tattoo that is on my left shoulder. but I was hoping for another on my lower back so it can be seen when I have a go at scrubbing my doorstep, after i have been busy entertaining lots of the troops, they like to see me shaky my long, swishing hair that has been known to shine every time i use a really, thick and creamy custard, and put it all over my lovely son in laws bottom, that has an awful tendency for sitting on his own in the dark and picking the wax out of his ears so that he can mix it with the bogeys he had found inside the broken down old banger, outside the haunted mansion that was where jo was hoping to meet The three bears before continuing on the journey to the spooky, deserted shopping mall down the dark tree lined avenue where there was something very strange going on up the alley beside the mighty oak that had been burned down, last time a maniac escaped from the asylum. he is very strange and people often wonder what he does at night when he creeps about with a big bundle of old toe nail clippings he found up the local beauty parlor where he had a Full on massage with the very voluptuous lady known to everyone as the Sexy Kitten. She massaged the priority areas of the mans most ticklish but sensitive bottom! she very sexily rubbed various creams and oils on his torso, making him feel very relaxed and happy when suddenly 3 coppers came bursting into the room and immediately burst into song ,dancing round his totem pole which he used in order to subdue the masseur into not making so much noise or the 3 coppers would have to take them to the station to slap theirs wrists officially whilst the officer took down their credentials, suddenly everything went very quiet ,very shocked , whats the point in staying here?
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Serenity
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lmao that totally confused me Steph, I thought wtf is she on about???? Then I realised what you meant, and in case others don't realise, which Im sure they will is....in the game 'make a story' everyone adds a little bit of story, and Steph has kindly typed out the story so far up to page 10. Just to show us what a load of twaddle we really do make up in that game lmfao!! Yet when you're playing the game it doesn't sound as random, does it! Thanks for that Steph 
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chibi_steph18
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No problem. I was just wondering how we ever got to the point where we brought in Super Shell, lol, so I decided to put it all together.
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Pages 11-21
I know a great place called The Vampires Caver, which is down the road behind those very spooky looking Bushes, where there lives an old witch, who can make potions that have such an effect on people that quite often it makes them come out all over in purple scabs, which if touched burst and showered you with strawberry ice cream but she was wicked witch and it wasn't really strawberry ice cream, it was raspberry ice cream that was made to look like blood and guts and gore! “Oh no” thought jo, “now i will have to see Pompeylil and get her to phone the high and mighty and report that they had lost their way to the lovely, warm pub down the street”, that was full of very merry hic hic people who were all talking about the local slug racing competition, that was going to be held underwater, so you could see how they would float when forced to breathe through their ears with a pole in their toes. Jo asked, 'do you fancy having a nice big warm, juicy chunk of steak that Jo got out of her 36DD bra and started to chew vigorously. She was enjoying it so much that she didn't notice the cluster of tiny pimples that has appeared on her cleavage. Now I'm going to have to take off my wig to see if it has any toadstools growing. if so, i will have to put on Jo's head, so she can take her funny pills to stop her from getting out of the straight jacket when they take her to the place where all of the other people there smell of roses, except Jo. She smells and looks like a princess, unlike her friend pompy' who is said to be the most wonderful person in the world, who gave her an antidote and wake her from her dream, Jo said, “Its obvious pompy' is in need of a really good stiff drink to make her feel like having a group orgy that included three animals so they could all play piggy back until the bucking broncos arrived, then the northern lass said “A UP” What's up doc? And ran off with Bugs Bunny to give him a stinking, juicy carrot cake that contained not only carrots but butter and dope, she had a large slice and it made her feel like having a really big scrap with pompylil for not being around when she needed to be with her new best friend so she could tell her what's all the stalking about, when it's you stalking me. Northern lass answered back in her really scary voice that can be heard for miles. some people say her voice sounds like a foghorn, others say it sounds like a very sweet and innocent chainsaw that coincidently belonged to the chainsaw master who insisted that she give it back to him so that he could go and chop the tree down outside his house because it was hiding a stalker and he was looking in her window and watching while she picked out her tummy button fluff, which she was putting in a little box to give to the fluff fairy so that she could tap it three times with her magic want and the wonderful fairy would grant her anything she wanted. But all she asked for was a very large stiff broom so she could sweep away all the nasty little elves that were trying to climb up her leg so they could play with her g string, which btw, she also uses as a catapult and aims it at very young and unsuspecting Boy Scouts, who were in the the area doing what Boy Scouts are trained to do to be prepared for every nagging man that happens to be lurking behind bushes in the dark holding his head claiming he's got man flu and therefore needs the assistance of night nurse to give him a bed bath and a rub down. “Oh my” she said “Whats that lipstick doing all around your mouth?” 'well' said Jo 'i forgot to mention that i sometimes like to drug men and make their faces up with big bright red shiny lip gloss that why I will now when he's out with the lads if there's one smudge I'll now you've been kissing yourself in the mirror again , but he protested and stamped his feet and went red in the face and then said “You've been spying on me now I'm gonna go and tell everyone about how I saw you and that other chap in the woods playing with your golf balls!!” Polishing them and making them nice and shiny and smooth, so next time when you put them in your pocket, people wont mix them up with your new false eye, so that when you put it in its socket and you wink, it doesn't have Dunlop stamped on it, otherwise you will have to take it back to the makers and he will have to put it in his Super eyeball maker, and turn it into a bowling ball, so that he can impress the girls when he goes to the Bowling Lane that is next to a brothel, so whenever he gets strike he gets a free escort to go out with him for the night and then later when hes spent all his money on the escort he he can go to the "Hole in the wall" to get some more money and go on to the next dark alley to look for someone he can mug because although he got money from the hole in the wall, he had a very dark and evil side to him.
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Serenity
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lol too funny, we are such imaginative idiots lol
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