Serenity
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Men bashingHow is an ex husband like an inflamed appendix?
It caused you a lot of pain, and after it was removed you found out you didn't need it anyway.
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How do we know men invented maps?
Who else would make an inch into a mile?
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How can you tell if a man is well hung?
When you can barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
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How do you keep your husband from reading your emails?
Rename the folder to 'instruction manuals'
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What would you do if you found your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again 
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(loved that last one  pmsl)
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