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Revenge on Men for blonde jokesOne for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
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redhead
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Dreama
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how many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?
none cause they never get the house
whats the smallest book in the world?#
everything men know about women
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Memph1s
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| Dreama wrote: |
whats the smallest book in the world?#
everything men know about women |
hmmm surely for it to be a book it needs to be more than just the cover?
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Serenity
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lol
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Dreama
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theres a bloke in the middle of a desert and he finds this oil lamp.. he rubs it and out pops a genie, and says oh master you have rubbed the oil lamp you now have 3 wishes what will your first wish be?
the man thought for a minute then said, i want to be 10 times smarter than i am now
*puff* it was done, he was soooo clever
the genie said, what will your 2nd wish be oh master?
the man thought for a minute then said, for my second wish i want to be 100 times smarter than i am now.
*puff* it was done, he was a genius
the genie said, what will your 3rd wish be oh master?
he thought for a minute then said, for my 3rd wish i want to be 1000 times smarter than i am now
*puff* he turned him into a woman 
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Serenity
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lmfaooo good one !
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Selious5
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Loved them all
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