Serenity
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Signs You've Grown UpYour potted plants are alive... and you can't smoke any of them.
Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
You're the one calling the police because those bloody kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
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