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Serenity

Stupid labels?

All these are actually on labels of certain products.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On the bottom of a Tescos Tiramisu dessert box :
Do not turn box upside down.

On M&S Bread Pudding :  
Product will be hot after heating

On a Rowenta iron packaging :  
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boots childrens cough medicine:
Do not drive or operate heavy machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

Bag of Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: may contain nuts   (bit extreme methinks lol)

American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet. Eat nuts.

Childs Superman costume label :
wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Chinese Christmas lights :
For indoor and outdoor use only!
Thumper

LMAO  
Seymour

Here's a couple more for you.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious. I must go and ask the wife about this...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
Serenity

lol @ those
Selious5

These are all really good
Dreama

lmao @ them ones lol

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