Married Man

Thumper · Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:48 pm Post subject: Married Man

A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going
home, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys.

When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on
his case and stayed on it.

After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and
pointed at him and made him an offer,

"How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?!?"

The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said,

"That would suit me just fine!!"

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and
Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thursday,.......

the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner
of his left eye.

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Shelley xx

Selious5 · Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:53 pm Post subject:

good one Shelley. I wasn't expecting the ending when I was reading it - the ending made me laugh
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Hannah

pompeylil · Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:45 am Post subject:

GOOD ONE. LIKED IT A LOT

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~~~JACKIE~~~

Serenity · Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:10 am Post subject:

lmfaoooo classic! Love it
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Memph1s · Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:16 am Post subject:

haha that ones going in a txt to mum.

Edit: hmmm maybe an email cos its too big for a txt
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