The Penis Poem

Memph1s · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:26 pm Post subject: The Penis Poem

My nooke days are over,
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal,
is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
from my trousers it would spring,
but now ive got a full time job,
to find the bloody thing.

it used to be embarrassing,
the way it would behave,
for every single morning,
it would stand and watch me shave.

now as old age approaches,
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head,
and watch me tie my shoes!

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Serenity · Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:42 am Post subject:

lmaoooooo funny !
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knewlove · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:05 am Post subject:

LMAOOOO TFF!

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Thumper · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:53 am Post subject:

Good one Dave

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Shelley xx