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Mrs Smith's results

 
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:38 am    Post subject: Mrs Smith's results Reply with quote

Mr Smith telephones the doctor to get his wifes results only to be told that there are 2 Mrs Smith's with results; unfortunately they've been mixed up and we don't know which belongs who. Mr smith says, "what are the results?". The Nurse says, "Ones fo Alzhimers and the other one has aids".
Mr Smith then says. "What can i do?". The receptionist tell him; "Take your wife to the centre of town. Then leave her there. If she finds her waay back home,........DON'T S**G HER!".


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lmfao !!! Good one !!
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