Definitions *excessive swearing*

chibi_steph18 · Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:50 am Post subject: Definitions *excessive swearing*

mom calls the husband a 'bastard'
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
little billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"

and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit"
and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream "

then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "bonk!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats bonk?"
"Well billy bonk is a way of cutting the turkey"

and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen bonking the Turkey"

_________________
Sometimes I don't think birds are really talking to each other. They are just making fun of police sirens.
-Stephanie

Amber · Member User Online: Joined: 28 Sep 2007 Posts: 381

rofl I,m going to write that down as i always forget

Serenity · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:43 am Post subject:

lmao thats a good one Steph!
_________________